schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

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imaginebriana:

whatmayiaskareyou:

patientlights:

patientlights:

me sweet talking my boyfriend

my boyfriend sweet talking me 

The relationship I’ve never had

She called him a noodle and I’m going into a cardiac arrest

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bakaforsenpai:

delicious-food-porn:

littleplasticmonster:

morbidamusement:

cupofcarrots:

brolarosa:

chocolate

CHOCOLATE

Did someone say… chocolate?

WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE 

r$W%Y$WGT%W#^$YUQEH

  1. Oreo mousse
  2. Peanut butter cup brownies
  3. Ice cream ball fondue
  4. Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
  5. Brooklyn blackout cake
  6. Pomegranate and chocolate dessert

You’re welcome ~

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  posted 1 week agovia (© brolarosa) 500,590 notes
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emmawatsonupdates:

Emma Watson arriving at the David Letterman show

  posted 1 month agovia (© weheartit.com) 556,044 notes
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  tagged as : #zayn #why

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

kouaob:

pajamasecrets:

iamrickyhoover:

poocomesfromfood:

moist-fondling:

me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.

for example:

tiger fish

vampire fish

basking shark


snakehead fish


and who can forget old mate

ANGLER FISH


even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)

Terrifying

my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go

awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day??

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish

hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

you’re forgetting

the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE

the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon

the goosefish please help me 

do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u

How is the ocean even real

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hallowhaley:

mishoverlord:

tora-o:

beliasthegigas:

beliasthegigas:

*wanks seductively*

i meANT WINK

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NO MAYBE THEY TYPE WANK A LOT MAYBE ITS MUSCLE MEMORY

  posted 3 months agovia 208,251 notes
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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

  posted 3 months agovia (© naotarou) 281,374 notes
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swaggydinosaur
:

I dont like looking at this

  posted 3 months agovia (© shrugging) 154,723 notes
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