"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
This always makes me so happy
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive