ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
*takes a nap* who am i
my life all wrapped up into one photo
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
- mom: are you on drugs?
- me: 私は今の薬です
I miss pretending to be asleep in the car and being carried into the house
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
