[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.
I’m upset and I want new clothes
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me
I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything
do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues