All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest. Charles darwang. Charles dongwin. DongWang. cock
food is disgusting and I’m aiming to be the first sentient human being that survives simply on oxygen
DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO YOU JUST ADORE AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THEM IS SO UNIQUE THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER FRIENDSHIP EVEN CLOSE TO IT AND YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER AND THERE’S NEVER A DULL MOMENT AND YOU JUST WANT TO TELL THEM HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE THEM ALL THE TIME
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
is it selfish to want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to and be with and look at and think about is it really self centered to just want to be one person’s favorite person