on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
#this is literally me and I’m still a youth
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
i don’t trust people who pronounce caramel like carmel
are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to you.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?